I was invited to attend the JC Hill School year end graduation luncheon as a guest speaker. I knew it was going to challenging, because I was competing against food. And whenever people go up against food, food always kicks every speakers butt. I came armed with a secret weapon.......
The Monkey Dog!! What is a Monkey Dog you ask? Well it's almost like the Six Nations version of Big Foot which is a mythical figure that people have heard about and only a select few have been lucky enough to see.
Although I didn't physically have the Monkey Dog with me, I found a neat way to incorporate the Monkey Dog in my speech. When people see the Monkey Dog, it's exciting! People ask questions, they laugh and it's somewhat of a celebration because the allusive Monkey Dog does exist and perhaps people get pumped that they may see it one day. I challenged people to find and show off their inner Monkey Dog. That beautiful, unique personality that only a select few get to see, because we tend to let others influence what we should do, say and think. So other words, just be yourself....Show off your inner Monkey Dog.
On June 18, 2007 at 1:20pm, I kicked some food ass. The meat, starch, corn soup, pumpkin pie, fruit tray, vegetable tray, vegetable dip, apple pie, mashed potatoes, scone, beef, gravy, ham, macaroni and lasagne could not compete with me. Definitely one of my better appearances.
Thank you JC Hill School and Home and School for asking me to attend.
Here I am giving it my all.
I'm not a stage boy, let me stand in the crowd so I can be close to the people.
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