Greetings from the Vancouver International Airport!!
As most of you know, I spend a lot of time venturing around the country and over the years I have acquired an excellent way of coping with the stressors of travelling. Here is a list of what I think could possibly save your life.
1. Smile. Sure, you'll look like you have issues standing around smiling but once you start to interact with people it will pay off. You will find that people will want to talk to. In my experience, easy going, happy travellers are somewhat of a rarity.
2. Get Mad!! By getting mad, you look like a freaking baby but you get the attention that you wouldn't often get if you were tactful. You will then get poor customer service that usually follows from your tirade. Although it's poor service, its still service and it usually comes a little quicker, usually from a supervisor with crisis counselling backround. Just be sure to look back when you walk away, because most likely they are giving you the finger for being such an ASS.
3. Never mind, be tactful!! On a recent trip, I was stuck in Toronto heading to Ottawa from Sudbury and I was going to be delayed or even cancelled due to a snow storm. The flights were all backed up and it was doubtful I was going to make my conference in Ottawa. And you know what happens when I don't make my gigs? I don't get paid..PROBLEM! But I displayed my vivacious personality and got on the next flight. One poor SOB who as a real prick got bumped because he brushed the counter attendants the wrong way and yours truly made it on the flight, which resulted in me getting paid.
4. Embrace the experience. It's amazing what you see when you’re at the airport. There was one time I was travelling from Fairbanks Alaska to Seattle when this lady's dog shit all over portable kennel. Man that was funny; it stunk up the front section of the plane. Travelling can be a drag, but it can be a funny. At other peoples expense, hopefully.
5. Dress for it. There are some business folks that dress up for travelling because they head right their meetings from the airport, so they have to. If you don't have to, dress for comfort. I was reminded by this by Bob Izumi; he was dressed in his usual golf shirt and khakis. Dressed to kill....fish.
6. Watch TV. You never know who you will run into. I was in Montreal and I saw that Canadian Tire dude with the salt and pepper beard, glasses and 80's hair do. I called home and talked with my "old moccasin" and she had no clue who I was talking about. So watch TV, if you don't then you'll never fully appreciate the has been hockey star, TV anchor or Première of Nunavut your sitting beside.
And finally, most importantly..............
This is not my finest moment, but here it is.
7, 8, 9, 10. Go the washroom before getting on the plane!! Man I was thirsty, I hadn't drank anything for a while so I picked up a bottle of water in Thunder Bay before jumping on my 1:30 minute flight to Sudbury. I could feel a sensation in my bladder when they called my flight, but I decided against going to the can, and I proceeded to board the plane. 20 minutes into the flight, I could feel the pressure building and building and building. I was in trouble. I tried to sleep, hoping it would go away. But I couldn't, the pressure was too much. I looked in the back of the plane, and the last two seats were empty so I ran back and sat down. I told the lady who was in the second last row to go sit up in my seat because I was going to unleash the hounds. She looked at me with a disgusting look and moved. "Do what you gotta do." Some guy told me when I told him what I needed to do. So I was set to make history. But where can I store my pee? The emergency kit! Yes! I opened it up and saw a rubber glove. hmm....no way! I always wanted to try that gag with the inflated rubber glove, but not with my pee, so that won't work. The barf bag! Yes! Oh shoot, how I'm I gonna do this? I tried to position myself in a number of ways, it was like Stan Wesley's Urination Karma Sutra Edition. Was it going to be the Peeing Lotus? I decided on the double dragon technique; kneel down between the two seats, facing toward the back of the plane. One and a half barf bags later, my plan was a huge success. The worst part of my ordeal was getting the stuff off the plane, I decided to drape my coat over my arm and conceal the pee under the coat. It worked, yes!! As I walked around the Sudbury airport, I felt that everyone was looking at me as if they all knew what I did.
A few things that could maybe save your life, or least your reputation.
Heading to washroom now, they just called my flight. Prince Rupert, here I come!

My Point of view as I wait for my plane to Prince Rupert. The washroom is just off the right.